I’m sure you thought I forgot your birthday. LOL but you know that is not possible? August 5th is a date that has been stuck in my head for as long as I can remember! I woke up early sef just to write this, couldn’t sleep haha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOSKOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The bestest best friend ever! We’ve come such a loooooooooooong way, and I’m so so thankful to God for our friendship. Like I can confidently say that no one in this world knows me as well as you do! I mean, we’ve known each other for almost 15 years now! We actually need to set a date that we can be using for our anniversary! Godddd, Kosi you’re a handful! I remember when you and your Mommy would tease and tease me about when my breasts were going to grow, and when they finally grew a little (we give glory to God), both of you up till today have never let me rest! I also remember when you gave that Moses boy my number in exchange for the MoHits CD he bought you. Hahaha I hate you honestly! You and all those your ‘friends’; Moses, Igho, IK from church, the other man from St. Raphael’s harvest, Idy super fly.. Lmaoo I just hate you mehn. I remember your Rufus phase and all those your MANY MANY other boyfriends, whose names I can’t even remember cuz you’ve had so damn many cuz you’re too damn hot!
You’re one friend that I know has my back, 24/7, all day every day, forever and ever and ever and ever! I actually see you as my immediate elder sister, after Ekene- no, actually, I see you as my younger sister, because if I have to keep disciplining you very well to ensure you don’t go wayward >_> I remember how happy you were when I told you about Aniekeme; your face was like Christmas! Hahaha, I know it took me a whole 15 years to actually like somebody but you needed to chill abeg; it wasn’t that big a deal. And I also remember how you disturbed and disturbedddd me about the other ‘him’ and how I was in love with him and blah blah blah (but I was not thoughhh). I actually thank God everyday that that chapter of my life is closed LOL. Now I can quote my lyrics in peace without you DM-ing me everytime to ask if I was talking about him mschewww (Waiiiiit. Come to think of it, you actually STILL do that -___-). Also, can you stop disturbing me about my first kiss? Ahn ahn, are my lips your own?? LOL. It’s going to come in the bext time, and best believe it’s going to be with either Harry Styles or Zayn Malik from One Direction!!! ^__^ And I’ve already told you that it has been revealed to me that my tall, cute, God-fearing future doctor boyfriend is coming from wherever he has been hiding next year; that’s the person I’m going to marry. If you like, be laughing there or be thinking I’m jonzing myself, I will just surparaisikwa all of you next year loool
Kosi, you’re such a BEAUTIFUL young lady, and you are sooo HOT, it’s a problem! You’re sooo funny, sooo damn annoying, so mature, so full of life, the best dancer! (I remember all the dancing competitions you beat me in, especially the one at MY OWN GRANDMA’s birthday party. The fact that my own relatives voted for you and not me shows how much of a good dancer you are! But don’t worry, with these my new azonto skills shaaa, I go show you pepper B-) loool). You’re God-fearing, caring, like you’re going to be the most amazing mother! But best believe we’re going to raise your daughters together because Aunty Chioma is not going to allow them to start having boyfriend at age 10 -__- . You’re so responsible and so so reliable! You’re one person I know I can whatsapp/call at anytime to rant about something or seek advice because 1) I know you’ll still be awake bc you’re a nightcrawler and 2) You’re my best friend. Mehn Kosi, we’re actually sisters sha. Remember that day you called me, like I was on my way to class. I had to go back to call my momsi to tell her immediately! Like the thought of you going through all that stress was just too heartbreaking! I couldn’t focus throughout that day (Btw, I hate Chief sooo much, probably more than you hate him sef. Mschew stupid man). I can’t wait for Christmas! We’re going to run Lagos togerra LOL Waaiiiit, I hope you’re not going to the village as usual oh :|||
I love you so so so so so much bebi, and I hope your day has been going well so far! I’m going to try to look for a way to call… but you know my data plan does not let me make international calls. So I’ll probably tell my mommy to call me when she gets home so I can talk to you then. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN MY SWEERART!!! I love you and I miss you sooooooooooooo much!!!! P.S. We need to take more pictures, unlike the throwback struggle ones above LOL.